RIP

Yesterday 12th of April 2013, a big blow was smashed on the face of the college of Medicine, University of Lagos as she lost a 200L BDS student to the sea waves of Elegushi beach. 

 However the story may be, chilling with friends as rumour has it, it is God alone that knows what happened and why it did. This also stands as a lesson to all to avoid going to seashores at night and even to take proper precautions in the day. This news is not the first of its kind as it happened a year ago to a certain UNILAG student. May we not mourn over any of our loved ones and may we not be mourned in Jesus Name. Amen

BIOLA ENIOLA was a sister to some people, a role model to some others and a friend to a lot. We pray that her gentle soul rest in perfect peace and that God almighty comfort her parents, siblings and loved ones.

  Medilasgidi would keep you posted on burial arrangements, Candle nights and all.... God bless!

LOVE STORY... part1

DISCLAIMER!!!!! We received about 8different love stories from anonymous on our e-mail, you can also send your posts to Medilasgidi@etisalatng.blackberry.com...so so so we selected the 3 best , two of which the narrator appeared to be a female... We made our research and discovered some facts in these stories were actually true.. Does it mean its all true?? We would be dropping the female version very soon... But for now, Enjoy this story from this badass nigguh!

 I was 16yrs old when I had my first kiss... It was my sister, in preparation for the first feb14 that held a real meaning to me, it was gonna be a real date.. Old time stories yeah, but I was really into it with Yemi, my first love. I remember the red shirt I wore was a gift from my Late grandpa on his last trip to SouthAfrica before he passed on, an attire which matched my shoes, I purchased the first flower in my life and stole a little of my mum's cologne to apply on the rose... It felt so perfect indeed, love was in the air. It wasn't as cool as I felt it would be with her, I could feel her teeth on my tongue, I could tell it was her first time, but I didn't care, it was with her.... But not as I planned, feb14 had passed and the flower I got her was thrown into the trashcan as she earlier told me. On that day, when I got to her house, it was her dad that opened the gate, I was going to give the mallam to codedly give her cos she was always under house arrest, its not her fault that she was the only child. Unfortunately he was not on seat. I remember the adrenaline rush in my system when her Father opened the gate after I knocked for about a minute. I stood there speechless, he looked at me and smiled he took the flower and said "I'll tell her father christmas dropped it for her, now you may run along", he gave an evil grin, I didn't think twice before I dashed across the road. That was the last day I wore a red shirt. But right now she's on my laps, her lips pressed to mine, her hands pulling my head closer...:(.. I don't wana remember these moments ***** **** *** ** * months passed, so did years... She had to leave for greece to further her education. It was the worst news I heard all that year cos I really loved her. We never broke up, even till this day, but that was the end of it all. I got accepted by the University of Lagos to study MBBS, she was the first girl I told, I was gonna be the 2nd doctor in the family, indeed a good news. So registration started, I made new friends and like Facebook, I met a friend of a friend that introduced me to a girl I'll call "S". She was also in my class. Perhaps its my love for designers that attracted me to her Nike bag, she was a bit of a tomboy though but she gave me a call each time we parted ways to our various cribs. Its simple, she was 'caring' We got closer everyday, hung out at the lagoon front before hostel was given, she met my friends and they met hers, they all said it was cool. There was a bit of peer pressure on me, well I was just 17-18 c'mon, I never anticipated our first kiss even though my bestie, asked me a couple of times. So I lost her again! Prolly cos I didn't make the necessary moves in due time or cos I was still in the fairytale of yemi, all I knew was that she was given a room at Madam Tinubu Hall and she was seen in cars at night..well, I could let that pass cos I was admiring this chocolate skinned, pointed nosed, smart but married girl that stayed at Emerald. Ist semester passed and it was drawing nearer to the end of the 2nd when I discovered I was the crush of two girls- "I" who was the sister of IK and "N" who was a cousin to my niccur ryt now, they didn't last for long though. The real story began when I met "TK" at the 100lvl Pharmacy students after school beach party, her 411 was gotten from her and she was ideally tracked by my GPS to her crib. I took base at my sister's house not far from where she stayed and it began.... Night calls everyday, she had a bf but c'mon, it was to see how good I was, I guess, they broke up, I was at her house, she was at mine, no connections, she was asked out by my silly lying tongue, she said "yes", we started, medilag started, we broke up... Its that simple. She was a very very good complainer, scary texts and all, I had to pull out. ""No love"" she was on to the next one, MY FRIEND!! Haha! She owed me something, yh, that's my kiss, that's my signature, I got it while she was with her new boyfriend ON MY BIRTHDAY. And that's the end of her chapter. I love the exchange of saliva, that explains why my greatest turnoff is a girl with a bad breath and neither can I do with that with a body odour. New set came while prose result was awaited, then I met "O". She was nice but naïve, she was pretty, talented but emotionally unstable. It was more like she was on heat. Bloody hell knows I could do with that, if and only if she accepted the PK chewing gums I offered her on several occasions that she always refused. She didn't get the gist at all; her breath wasn't the best. It was always a disaster date when its past 4:00pm, she always wanted me around after I left the clinic and I always came prepared with PK for her :D. Kissing is more of an obsession, I obviously couldn't go out with a girl I couldn't kiss...... Aint no way I'll be exhausted from a rude consultant and step it down with the smell of a dead rat. So I closed the books on her, now she's my sworn enemy till date, "you left me for the world to explore" she said, at our last 30mins long conversation. Along the line of breaking up with TK and meeting O; Phreda & phredel were always there for lonely hours and other peripheralzzzz. Moreover, there was this one girl I met...................... About a year ago I met "N", who presently is a law student of the University of Lagos and was introduced to me by a good friend/roomate. Night outs to Emerald got us closer and closer daily, memories of the teenage fairytale filled the air I breath whenever I looked into her eyes. The question balling through my head was "Is this for real?"... I remember the looks she gave....., never in my life have I set eyes on a girl so patient and feminine. She is soooo reserved. She listens attentively to every word uttered and answers with a gentle smile. She was completely different from others. Her fair skin was complemented with the long, dark, curly hair she carried. Her nose was just perfect for that sexy &small lips. She really was that perfect girl. I remember that day, it was a friday at about 11:20pm, seated with her at Akoka, somewhere around MPH, then I looked into her eyes and it seemed like there was a drop of grace to quench my burning fire, after cuddling with her and lost with the comfort, after several breaks of silence, reaching for her mouth with my lips, kissing the open air as she hesitated, my head fell to her neck and gently slid back up again to her lips.. It was the best, the taste of her saliva. We went on well, not until I failed to play my part again, leaving her for about 2months, not replying a text or call from her, you can say its psychological, I'll call it brain touch, my friends said I was stupid but really, I look back and realise that It was more like I was in sane.....If only the hand of time could be reversed, she presently would be mine. "N" was going through some family issues the same time we were hanging out, most of which she didn't mention. "N" needed someone for the 2month period I left her. "N" must have cried over this all. "N" found someone better that seemed not to play with her emotions and that person was not me. It was then that my fucking spree on medilag girls started.. The first victim was B, a year my junior in MBBS... 3days after I met her at Old Great Hall........ To be continued...

WATCH OUT!!!!

The DIRTY JOB and LOVE STORY series dropping soon!!!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR GIST SECRET!!!!!!!! hehe *evil grin*

NEW FACES OF MEDILASGIDI!!!

Once again, we present to you more faces in medilasgidi!! br />
  

 

 

KEEP CHECKING, YOUR PIC WOULD APPEAR!!!

BIRTHDAY CELEBRANTS OF THIS WEEK!!!

GBEMINIYI aka PACONIYI, intelligent, known for his mood swings, funny and likes babes, SINGLE. IJEOMA not single, easygoing, mls200L, intelligent…… MOYO crush on T###, single, fifa’13 lord, poor dancer, fresh dude, cake deliverer, woman rapper, 400L MBBS DAPHNE aka DAFTNEY, single, loves dancing, playing pranks, a bit of a trouble maker, dislikes attitude givers, funny, loves taking pictures and crazy.. Celebrating at LIQUID LOUNGE TONIGHT, FRIDAY 5th APRIL 2013, free cabs for interested ladies…… Be there!!!

Ass PaD

So This is an anonymous guest having his say about a recent development in Medilag... You can also send your stories and gist to: medilasgidi@etisalatng.blackberry.com Enjoy!! "Its a lie, She's Hotter" "No she's not, she doesn't even have big boobs" I and my room mates were arguing one saturday morning. After playing ball, I was so fagged out to fetch water from the tank at block 8, it seems like a very long journey. We've been arguing for about 45mins before my stomach grumbled. It had demanded its breakfast. After the struggle to queue and fetch water, I headed for the bathroom. While bathing, I reminisced on the argument that was still going on in my room.... Was she really worth arguing about? She had stunned the whole school since she arrived. New paramedic students arrive in oct/nov. To many, she was the pick of the set. To a few others, she was just over-hyped, To some girls, she was an enemy, a treat to them. Her beauty,her long hair,he smile, her boobs, her style, her carriage, her........ I came back from cloud 9 to the bathroom. My thoughts were disturbed my one short midget about to take his bath... he was trying with all effort to sing davido's Gobe! The midget didn't realise he was shouting *mschhhew. I quickly got out of the bathroom and headed to my room. The tension had reduced in my room, thanks to Nepa. My friends had entertained themselves with Fifa'13. One of them just scored a goal and bragged about how he was better than everyone else. The rest were charging their phones and pinging. I thought about today. How to spend my saturday? I had a tough week. 2 incourses and a very long lab on friday made me sleep so early the previous day. I was totally free on this day. I decided to spend my day watching EPL. The El-classico was also going to take place at night so it was going to be a football day! While thinking, my stomach reminded me that I was taking too long to eat. I quickly dressed up and told my roommates that I would be back. The smell of the grilled turkey of the dude beside foodee had reached my block 6 room, I quickly looked out and saw his turkey was reducing every second.... Seems a lot of people appreciated his turkey. Sticking my earpiece into my ears, I started my walk towards foodee. I hurried and said a few hellos to some friends on the road. Hailing the turkey dude, I told him to keep two turkeys for me. I entered foodee to get rice and the foodee ladies as they normally do kept me waiting for my change. As I got to the turkey guy's place, he was just attending to the last customer before wrapping my turkey. I noticed my two pieces of turkey were the last on his grill, I smiled to him and thanked him for keeping big pieces for me. He whined me and began to wrap my turkey in stainless foil paper. I decided to kill time by check my timeline of ubersocial. As I retweeted a follower's tweet, I noticed a sweet cologne smell fill the air. I turned back and followed the direction of the smell. Lo and Behold, The girl my roommates had been arguing about all morning. Her beauty, her smile, her boobs, her long hair... Everything I tot about in the bathroom was right in front of me. The turkey dude had just broken her heart, telling her that I owned the remaining two pieces left. It was saturday so he did only one batch of grills. I could see her take a good look a me from the corner of my eyes, I was pretending to tweet, meanwhile I was plotting my next move. As she left toward the canal area just after that tall reservoir, I walked slowly behind her. Still thinking about how to go in on her, I concluded that she stayed at co-operative hostel. No wonder people rarely saw her, she was like a ghost. Everyone kept searching foodspots at night but no one seemed to know where she was. I noticed how she brought out her earpieces that were hanging on her neck, under her long hair. She put them in her ears and selected a song on her blackberry bold 5. I decided to make my move. I walked up very quickly to her and stopped her, She paused. Her eyes were so bright. I had never seen such beauty in my years on earth. I now knew why the whole school was after this babe. I said hi and introduced myself. I had planned to offer her one of my two turkeys, that was gon' be my pick up line kinda. And it worked. I walked her to her hostel while talking about how she has found it hard to adapt to life in medilag. She sounded to pure, chaste and sweet. "Why don't you come up and let me offer you something?" "Nah, I really have to get going" "Ahn, but its the least I could do after you offered me your turkey and walked me down here,besides this sun is scorching " "Don't worry Ada, I really don't want your roommates to feel uncomfortable" *laughs* "I stay alone, I don't have any roommate" I was happy to hear that but I hesitated and said okay. So we climbed up to the 2nd floor... Her room was totally not what I was expecting it to be. To be in a single room, I thought of how spacious and neatly arranged her room would be, with well draped curtains and a nice rug, a nice bed frame at a corner, neatly arranged cupboard, blah blah blah. But she opened the door and apologised that her room was in such a bad state. I began having serious doubts about this ada babe. As she motioned me toward the end of the room to hv a seat, she hurriedly closed her locker door like there was something in the locker that she didn't want me to see. I wondered why she had acted so weirdly. As I sat and made myself comfortable, she packed all her clothes to a corner and shoved the dirt into the already full bin. Apparently, she wasn't as neat as I pictured her. While she did all these, my mind went far. Day-dreaming about her full breasts and nicely rounded behind. She sat beside and we began to gist some more. We ate our turkey and shared my foodee rice. My body was getting full of testosterone and adrenaline whenever our hands or legs mistakenly touched. I was already thinking of stuff... Cut short by my frnds call, He called to ask where I was, we needed to go watch A Manchester United game at justspices. I explained to her that I had to leave, she put on a long face. As I stood up and helped her up, I noticed her ass was not in line with her waist. At that point, I tot she had a very big behind.... She walked me downstairs and pecked me, saying I shld let her know when I'm back. I got her fone number (YES) At Just spices, I cldnt even concentrate on my match..I didn't tell my friends that I had met the girl we were arguing about just hours ago. All I thought about was Ada, I think I was having lust at first sight. Her breasts and her rounded ass filled my thoughts. Immediately after the match, I returned to my room and called her unendingly but she never picked one call. 'Maybe she didn't like me' 'Maybe she thinks I'm not man enough' 'Maybe she'll sleeping' diff. thoughts flooded my head. Would this work out? Will I even get to hv those boobs? Will I even kiss her lips? Will..... *snoring* *Sℓέέр Carried me to đяέάʍℓάทđ!* 7.15pm - I woke to see 7 missed calls on my fone. It was her. I smiled. She had returned my calls. I washed by face and called her back immediately "Hey Ada, Was sleeping when you called, U didn't pick my calls a while ago, what's up?" "Nothing Much, Sorry I didn't pick your calls, was charging my fone in a frnd's room, are you less busy?" "Actually I am, why?" "Thought we could use a stroll" "Err, okay, where do we meet?" "I'm outside at block 1 car park now" "Ermm... Why don't you come see me in my room instead? You owe me" I could feel her hesitate for a while and I kept my fingers crossed. "Okay, Come and take me in" "I'll be there in 2 mins" "Ok" "Ok" I felt the joy one feels after seeing all p's on ur pros result. I quickly tidied up my room and walked out to see her. The walk to my block 6 upstairs room seemed like the longest walk ever. All eyes were on me...not on me, but on ada and her extravaganzas and the supposedly dead guy she was entering the hostel with! People started giving me coded hailing and whining. I felt like a boss. We got to my room, Offered her smirnoff and we talked about random stuff. Relationships, tests, boko haram. We lost track of time laughing and chatting. I hadn't even notice that it was already 11pm until a new shouted goodnight to mr Cedas and chinemerem that were leaving for the dad. It was then I reminded her that it was too late. She laughed and said she was gon' stay over. I remembered I told her all my roommates were going to go home that afternoon. But why would she just decide to sleep over? I concluded that tonight was going to be a great night. I went towards compssa to get maryland cookies that we would eat since all food sellers had closed for the night. I got drinks too. I returned to the room to see her getting comfortable on my bed. We took the biscuits and drinks and laughed over some jokes I cracked. Somehow, we found ourselves teasing each other and talking about intimacy. Around midnight, we laid down next to each other. There was a moment of silence. I thought about kissing her. Just as I was about to sit up and do that, she sat up, our eyes met and we kissed. That kiss went on for about 20mins. I decided to take a bath before we continue. As I got back, I wanted to take off her trousers but she didn't let me. She also didn't let me touch her boobs I hv been envisaging about ever since. I had fallen for her and she had fallen for me over such short period but I thought everything was going to happen this night but now, it seemed nothing was going to happen. Just then, her mood changed. After forcing her to speak, she told me the problem. She forgot to remove the ass-pad / butt-pad she had been wearing. Allowing me see them in such way would hv tanished the beautiful image I had of her. She also wore padded bras. As she undressed slowly, I was in awe. This girl's bum was fake? Jesox! Her boobs were not that bad as she removed the bra and showed me. But it was the ass pad that caught my attention. I was elated. Shocked. I asked why she wore it to deceive ppl. She said it was a habit she learned from the clique of girls she moved with back in 100lvl and she was not ready to drop it. Seeing her naked now, my testosterone levels increased and..... *i'll leave you to guess what happened thereafter* The next day, I told a frnd about everything. I was so unfortunate that this frnd told another frnd who told another frnd who told... And u know this is medilag gist spread like wild fire. I really cannot blame my frnd for his actions but Now the girl is a laughing stock. She hates me much! But what can I say? I'v had what I wanted (•͡.̮ ~͡) Someone who was once the topic of every one's lips, is now a normal girl with a low self esteem. I saw the hatred for me in her eyes when we met at compssa collabo boys one night. She would not think twice about killing me if she had a chance. My advice - guys don't be deceived by what you see. Heard a lot of luth girls wear these things a lot. You girls shouldn't be deceived also. All those who wear stuff like these for attention are just jokers. And their day is coming! Bless!! HAPPY EASTER!