MEDILASGIDI: 2013-03-31

So This is an anonymous guest having his say about a recent development in Medilag... You can also send your stories and gist to: medilasgidi@etisalatng.blackberry.com Enjoy!! "Its a lie, She's Hotter" "No she's not, she doesn't even have big boobs" I and my room mates were arguing one saturday morning. After playing ball, I was so fagged out to fetch water from the tank at block 8, it seems like a very long journey. We've been arguing for about 45mins before my stomach grumbled. It had demanded its breakfast. After the struggle to queue and fetch water, I headed for the bathroom. While bathing, I reminisced on the argument that was still going on in my room.... Was she really worth arguing about? She had stunned the whole school since she arrived. New paramedic students arrive in oct/nov. To many, she was the pick of the set. To a few others, she was just over-hyped, To some girls, she was an enemy, a treat to them. Her beauty,her long hair,he smile, her boobs, her style, her carriage, her........ I came back from cloud 9 to the bathroom. My thoughts were disturbed my one short midget about to take his bath... he was trying with all effort to sing davido's Gobe! The midget didn't realise he was shouting *mschhhew. I quickly got out of the bathroom and headed to my room. The tension had reduced in my room, thanks to Nepa. My friends had entertained themselves with Fifa'13. One of them just scored a goal and bragged about how he was better than everyone else. The rest were charging their phones and pinging. I thought about today. How to spend my saturday? I had a tough week. 2 incourses and a very long lab on friday made me sleep so early the previous day. I was totally free on this day. I decided to spend my day watching EPL. The El-classico was also going to take place at night so it was going to be a football day! While thinking, my stomach reminded me that I was taking too long to eat. I quickly dressed up and told my roommates that I would be back. The smell of the grilled turkey of the dude beside foodee had reached my block 6 room, I quickly looked out and saw his turkey was reducing every second.... Seems a lot of people appreciated his turkey. Sticking my earpiece into my ears, I started my walk towards foodee. I hurried and said a few hellos to some friends on the road. Hailing the turkey dude, I told him to keep two turkeys for me. I entered foodee to get rice and the foodee ladies as they normally do kept me waiting for my change. As I got to the turkey guy's place, he was just attending to the last customer before wrapping my turkey. I noticed my two pieces of turkey were the last on his grill, I smiled to him and thanked him for keeping big pieces for me. He whined me and began to wrap my turkey in stainless foil paper. I decided to kill time by check my timeline of ubersocial. As I retweeted a follower's tweet, I noticed a sweet cologne smell fill the air. I turned back and followed the direction of the smell. Lo and Behold, The girl my roommates had been arguing about all morning. Her beauty, her smile, her boobs, her long hair... Everything I tot about in the bathroom was right in front of me. The turkey dude had just broken her heart, telling her that I owned the remaining two pieces left. It was saturday so he did only one batch of grills. I could see her take a good look a me from the corner of my eyes, I was pretending to tweet, meanwhile I was plotting my next move. As she left toward the canal area just after that tall reservoir, I walked slowly behind her. Still thinking about how to go in on her, I concluded that she stayed at co-operative hostel. No wonder people rarely saw her, she was like a ghost. Everyone kept searching foodspots at night but no one seemed to know where she was. I noticed how she brought out her earpieces that were hanging on her neck, under her long hair. She put them in her ears and selected a song on her blackberry bold 5. I decided to make my move. I walked up very quickly to her and stopped her, She paused. Her eyes were so bright. I had never seen such beauty in my years on earth. I now knew why the whole school was after this babe. I said hi and introduced myself. I had planned to offer her one of my two turkeys, that was gon' be my pick up line kinda. And it worked. I walked her to her hostel while talking about how she has found it hard to adapt to life in medilag. She sounded to pure, chaste and sweet. "Why don't you come up and let me offer you something?" "Nah, I really have to get going" "Ahn, but its the least I could do after you offered me your turkey and walked me down here,besides this sun is scorching " "Don't worry Ada, I really don't want your roommates to feel uncomfortable" *laughs* "I stay alone, I don't have any roommate" I was happy to hear that but I hesitated and said okay. So we climbed up to the 2nd floor... Her room was totally not what I was expecting it to be. To be in a single room, I thought of how spacious and neatly arranged her room would be, with well draped curtains and a nice rug, a nice bed frame at a corner, neatly arranged cupboard, blah blah blah. But she opened the door and apologised that her room was in such a bad state. I began having serious doubts about this ada babe. As she motioned me toward the end of the room to hv a seat, she hurriedly closed her locker door like there was something in the locker that she didn't want me to see. I wondered why she had acted so weirdly. As I sat and made myself comfortable, she packed all her clothes to a corner and shoved the dirt into the already full bin. Apparently, she wasn't as neat as I pictured her. While she did all these, my mind went far. Day-dreaming about her full breasts and nicely rounded behind. She sat beside and we began to gist some more. We ate our turkey and shared my foodee rice. My body was getting full of testosterone and adrenaline whenever our hands or legs mistakenly touched. I was already thinking of stuff... Cut short by my frnds call, He called to ask where I was, we needed to go watch A Manchester United game at justspices. I explained to her that I had to leave, she put on a long face. As I stood up and helped her up, I noticed her ass was not in line with her waist. At that point, I tot she had a very big behind.... She walked me downstairs and pecked me, saying I shld let her know when I'm back. I got her fone number (YES) At Just spices, I cldnt even concentrate on my match..I didn't tell my friends that I had met the girl we were arguing about just hours ago. All I thought about was Ada, I think I was having lust at first sight. Her breasts and her rounded ass filled my thoughts. Immediately after the match, I returned to my room and called her unendingly but she never picked one call. 'Maybe she didn't like me' 'Maybe she thinks I'm not man enough' 'Maybe she'll sleeping' diff. thoughts flooded my head. Would this work out? Will I even get to hv those boobs? Will I even kiss her lips? Will..... *snoring* *Sℓέέр Carried me to đяέάʍℓάทđ!* 7.15pm - I woke to see 7 missed calls on my fone. It was her. I smiled. She had returned my calls. I washed by face and called her back immediately "Hey Ada, Was sleeping when you called, U didn't pick my calls a while ago, what's up?" "Nothing Much, Sorry I didn't pick your calls, was charging my fone in a frnd's room, are you less busy?" "Actually I am, why?" "Thought we could use a stroll" "Err, okay, where do we meet?" "I'm outside at block 1 car park now" "Ermm... Why don't you come see me in my room instead? You owe me" I could feel her hesitate for a while and I kept my fingers crossed. "Okay, Come and take me in" "I'll be there in 2 mins" "Ok" "Ok" I felt the joy one feels after seeing all p's on ur pros result. I quickly tidied up my room and walked out to see her. The walk to my block 6 upstairs room seemed like the longest walk ever. All eyes were on me...not on me, but on ada and her extravaganzas and the supposedly dead guy she was entering the hostel with! People started giving me coded hailing and whining. I felt like a boss. We got to my room, Offered her smirnoff and we talked about random stuff. Relationships, tests, boko haram. We lost track of time laughing and chatting. I hadn't even notice that it was already 11pm until a new shouted goodnight to mr Cedas and chinemerem that were leaving for the dad. It was then I reminded her that it was too late. She laughed and said she was gon' stay over. I remembered I told her all my roommates were going to go home that afternoon. But why would she just decide to sleep over? I concluded that tonight was going to be a great night. I went towards compssa to get maryland cookies that we would eat since all food sellers had closed for the night. I got drinks too. I returned to the room to see her getting comfortable on my bed. We took the biscuits and drinks and laughed over some jokes I cracked. Somehow, we found ourselves teasing each other and talking about intimacy. Around midnight, we laid down next to each other. There was a moment of silence. I thought about kissing her. Just as I was about to sit up and do that, she sat up, our eyes met and we kissed. That kiss went on for about 20mins. I decided to take a bath before we continue. As I got back, I wanted to take off her trousers but she didn't let me. She also didn't let me touch her boobs I hv been envisaging about ever since. I had fallen for her and she had fallen for me over such short period but I thought everything was going to happen this night but now, it seemed nothing was going to happen. Just then, her mood changed. After forcing her to speak, she told me the problem. She forgot to remove the ass-pad / butt-pad she had been wearing. Allowing me see them in such way would hv tanished the beautiful image I had of her. She also wore padded bras. As she undressed slowly, I was in awe. This girl's bum was fake? Jesox! Her boobs were not that bad as she removed the bra and showed me. But it was the ass pad that caught my attention. I was elated. Shocked. I asked why she wore it to deceive ppl. She said it was a habit she learned from the clique of girls she moved with back in 100lvl and she was not ready to drop it. Seeing her naked now, my testosterone levels increased and..... *i'll leave you to guess what happened thereafter* The next day, I told a frnd about everything. I was so unfortunate that this frnd told another frnd who told another frnd who told... And u know this is medilag gist spread like wild fire. I really cannot blame my frnd for his actions but Now the girl is a laughing stock. She hates me much! But what can I say? I'v had what I wanted (•͡.̮ ~͡) Someone who was once the topic of every one's lips, is now a normal girl with a low self esteem. I saw the hatred for me in her eyes when we met at compssa collabo boys one night. She would not think twice about killing me if she had a chance. My advice - guys don't be deceived by what you see. Heard a lot of luth girls wear these things a lot. You girls shouldn't be deceived also. All those who wear stuff like these for attention are just jokers. And their day is coming! Bless!! HAPPY EASTER!

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