LO AND BEHOLD!!!!!!

I’ll  call this prep for my birthday….and so it began thus,  seated in the room with these strange looking human beings….. one calls himself our class rep. the same who takes yoyo bitters before he shits, the same who frowns like he never smiles, the same who is as tall as jesufemi…… hahaha lmfao…. Another, the tall dark asswipe that keeps shit in his stomach for more than 2weeks. Eats like there is no  tomorrow, the same that is in love with a tiny girl I call rattus rattus. The same that is contemplating on the one and only taye taiwo in our class….. haha indeed he is a confused guy… imagine him fantasizing on holding a soft boobs!!!!!..... I just can’t shout!..Another of ythe guys seated is the only one that talks while sleeping… imagine you being asked wot  the colour of a broom was…. White or black? That same question he asked me in  the middle of his sleep and I chose white….hahaha.Well, em the last was tagged gcfr,oon,ass,mbbs,tits,phd,msc……  president of the federal republic of block 2… the one and only obasanjo!!! The dj we’ve got in our room.

I said it like a joke of which I really had no plans for. Funnily enough, the tall dark asswipe kept referring to it!!! Grrrh…. So I took it really serious now. I started by inviting some fewly selected people….. ok. Let me break it down… to every successful party, guys to girls ratio must be accurate… it means I need girls for it not to flop. How am I gonna do this? I’ve got beef with almost all the babes in class! So I took a bold step by reconciling with one of the fantastic three girls with a comma…..(one falling eyes, one oily face, one  big stomach)… so I started with the tiny assed girl hoping she would be of help only to realize that she was even a bad luck!!!!.... I kinda regret the reconciliation though. Well I told her about it, told her to tell her friends and even her enemies, wats my concern? I just need a nice ass to ruck nd boobs to caress.. hmn. Who gives a fuck!!!! I also went ahead to tell one of my exes and a hell lot of others. Then on a great day,I discovered that people won’t be around cuz they are all goin home for easter…bad luck!!!....Well there’s still time 2 change my plans…then I shifted it 2 d next Friday and started all ova by telling all dat I told about d change of plans…

D sun went down….the rain fell…days passed and behold…..d day finally came….OH!!!...how gingered we were about drinking the punch I had already prepared.Ehizien,Cosmas,Tolu and Dapo cleared the room.OBJ rehearsing with d Virtual Disc Jockey,me organizing the cakes and Yomi and Labamba gingering boiz on d choko package.O MI GOIST!!!It was already 5pm…we were 2 start dis shit by 6!!!

Aight,I got d punch,called a few pple and went 2 d girls’ hostel,alongside one bloody womanizer…I mean d tall,dark asswipe.Lest I 4got…I din’t mention dat he snores…Back 2 my story…I just went 2 meet some girls in person,telling them dat it was getting  down by 6pm….YEAH!!!...i FELT D GINGER IN DEM 2 BE ROCKED!!!...den dis 4ckd up cocksucka came around….I ain’t gonna hide it dat I h8 dis bitch…She made d only girl dat I would hav rili appreciated ha presence not 2 come cuz I didn’t invite ha 2 d bash!!!...Well,wat is done is done and Quel Sera Sera!!!...Fuck ha all d same!!!

It was 6:30 already and there was no light.Me was already upset dat we no go get light on me buffdai!!!....Hurray!!!d ligt came on!Alas!!!..D DJ got us falling in lurv again…

WOW!WOW!WOW!...I’m rocking all d girls like hell…d razz muslim middle-named fair girl grinding me with her soft ass…me chestin ha boobzzzz!!!Ha!Ha!...D frowning turtle jugging her portable ass on me… me rucking her bollzzz like hehe, I’m on a low rite now but high on a chilling…. Astalavista ‘’kanyeti’’ dropping it like its hot.. me kissing her b nd yums grabbing her ass. But I regret doing one thing… kissing sum1 I shouldn’t have. Real girls inside and dead ones forming fresh outside, party don’t cost a thing, just do wot it takes!!!...fuck taye taiwo for coming and leaving fast with a bunch of bitches! Fuck the rug girl for not coming… fuck ‘em modafuckers… haha… nd fuck em haters!!!!!